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Almost Vintage

Almost Vintage

Closet classics, gently worn & ready for you — but not for long!

Welcome to the Stoop & Stank archive. These are limited pieces from my personal collection—the shirts that started it all. Early favorites, test prints, pieces I modeled on shoots. Some are gently loved, others nearly new. All have been cleaned and cared for. A few have small imperfections (noted in photos), but the soul is intact.

I couldn't just donate these—they belong with people who get it. Once they're gone, that's it. All sales final. Unisex M–L and a few XLs.

If you see one you love, claim it while you can.

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The classics you love. The messages we need.